En verdad una lengua experta
One that maintains a conversation record.
us white people do some weird ass shit.
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything
We found Rufus in the bathroom…he had taken the jar of Vaseline out of a drawer and ate the entire thing.
We had a rottweiler than did that plus ate a gallon bowel of cherry tomatoes then promptly pooped all over the house. We were getting ready for my aunts wedding and had been gone all day. The tomatoes were for pasta salad at the reception.
Here are some wintry animals reminding you to have a nice day and please take care of yourself because you are lovely!
We’re big fans of self-care.
I will reblog this every time it pops up on my dash!
This legitimately just reminded me that I need to take my medication thank you kind animals